For the benefit of escaping the horrors of mundane reality into an enticingly surreal world of comic book heroes and villains, you're Flash Gordon. At least in Enigma Variations' platforming computer game also starring Lothar, Phantom and Mandrake, together known as the Defenders of the Earth. This time Ming the Merciless has gone too far, kidnapping the children of the only available superheroes capable of making him beg for mercy. Oh, and twisting his arm into handing back the annoying juvenile captives I suppose.