Poke fun all you like at Santa's Xmas Caper, Zeppelin's zany yuletide-themed platformer, but we both know that as the Big Day jingles into view, the spirit of goodwill grabbing you by the stockings, you'll be dusting down your copy to reacquaint yourself with the chubby snowball-chucker like the rest of us. Some gaming theme tune ditties, once heard, can never be unheard. You've been warned!