Anyone who is vaguely interested in retro gaming and the point and click adventure genre in particular will be all too familiar with timeless classics such as Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and the Fate of the Atlantis and Simon the Sorcerer. One you may not have heard of is Teen Agent, the Polish answer to James Bond's adolescent years, courtesy of lesser-known developer, Metropolis. We play as Mark Hopper who finds himself deeply embroiled in an RGB mission to unravel the mystery of the Mega Bank's disappearing gold phenomenon. Via the usual tropes of exploration, conversation, collection of objects and their combination to produce useful tools, we must prove our mettle to the powers that be and save the future of capitalism. Horah! A mightily noble cause if ever there was one. Sarcasm aside, it ain't half bad. Why not give it a chance?