I analyse the torso and limbs off Sensible Software's Wizkid (that's how that happened!), the game that defies all logic, gravity and explanation. I give it a go regardless, posing questions into the ether along the way. Well, not exactly like shouting into an empty forest as it happens - the annotations you'll see next to my inquisitive ponderings were contributed by none other than Jon 'Jops' Hare, co-designer and artist of Wizkid. It's an alternative interview concerning a gloriously alternative game. Orthodox just wouldn't have cut it here!